Hi, I was wondering if you have ever photographed anyone wearing a puffy shirt. I would love to be photographed wearing such a shirt, but I'm sure my wife would object. She has such an aversion to anything puffy. Puff pastry? No. Puffer Fish? No. Puffed pillows? Amazingly, no. It's all very odd, because she adores pirates. This is very confusing to me, as I'm sure you can imagine. The whole situation is frustrated by the fact that my wife speaks very very softly, and I have frequently found myself agreeing to things (accidentally) that I would never agree to if I could hear her properly. Do you have any advice about this? I'm meant to appear on a popular late-night show soon, and somehow I've agreed to wear a pair of glasses that blur my vision. I can't get into it, but I'll say this....they were once the reason I mistook a horse for a woman. Long story. Like I say, I won't get into it. What was my question again? Oh yeah, puffy shirts. I guess that's not a question. Well, thanks for your time.

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